A few of my favorite quotes, just wanted to send them out there into the universe of the internets.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
-David Richerby
The little I know I owe to my ignorance.
-Orville Mars
There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.
-Harold Stephens
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
-Joe Martin
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
-William Arthur Ward
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
-Oscar Wilde
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.
-Abraham Lincoln
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
-Mark Twain
Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.
-unknown author
